2016

Haven't posted in awhile, so here's my two sentence contribution to the year 2016:

 

"Libertarian" sounds great from a wary distance, like the words library, liberty and smithsonian rolled up into a single idea. But get up close and it sounds horrible, like sectarian, libation, septuagenarian and labyrinthian all slurred together by some drunk dude at the bar who won't leave you alone.